What are some confusing, funny, or intelligent answers for "what's up?&

Question:people always ask me ''what's up" & i usually always say ''nothing''. i want some funny, confusing, or intelligent sounding responses to ''what's up'' & "what are you doing?"

thanks!!!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: people always ask me ''what's up" & i usually always say ''nothing''. i want some funny, confusing, or intelligent sounding responses to ''what's up'' & "what are you doing?"

thanks!!!

The ceiling and the sky.

other person"Whats up?" you "whats down?"

yo momma

if its aguy say not you obviusley, or the sky ,

My STOCK! Thanks for asking. I plan on retiring tomorrow.

What's up? Clouds, birds, airplanes, stars. Outer space. UFO's. Just keep listing stuff off. Maybe throw a flying pig in there too.

What are you doing? Talking to you, obviously.

What are you doing? Breathing, digesting lunch, living. Take your pick.

What are you doing? Pumping blood through my heart, thanks, and you?

When people ask me, "What's up?" I always say, "My blood pressure."

Ya...we walk thur common salutations
We reduce it..condense it
What's up....
Its an excuse to carry on with minimal interaction...easy...efficient

If you want to mess with it

Do the opposite....input energy into the system