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How did the kangaroos, koalas and platypus's get to Noah's ark?



Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Apparently you were left out of the information que.

Australia was formerly Terra Australis, Van Diemans Land a place where all the heathens lived.

Being relatively desert, the was no way Noah, George Paul or Ringo could row a boat across the red center.

It's a place that god forgot. It is now the new switzerland, a melting pot of agnostics and atheists like the Larrikin.

The churchs in Australia, range from the christian, buddist, islamic, pagan to recognized occult worship, all with tax breaks.

Each are allowed by law, equal radio broadcast time to bring in more disciples with cash to splash.

Though it hasn't been found to have pedophile preists like in the US, these fanatic religions know how to rake in the cash.

I don't think Noah, the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, have current passports......well two get a day visa once a year when it is hotter than hades.

Because Koalas and platypus could not answer the question directly, they sent me a message via ESP, and said, "Evolution babe, Evoooooolution". They were everywhere. Just moved to Australia after the flood.
And the few people on the boat are our only ancestors, dinosaurs were put into the ground by satan to trick us, the earth is only 6,500 years old, Adam and Eve's children married each other, and all the rest of this nonsense. The flood covered the known world of Noah. Australia was unknown so.....

I suggest you find the A&E documentary about Noah's Ark. how is it that he managed to get millions of different species on, and how is it that only noah had a sumit to survive the flood in? im sure there where other ppl with boats at the time they probly fly over. lol Noah picked them up along the way to Mt.Sanai...he took the scenic route.. go chase your self you idiot Just like the other animals, I assume. Why should they be treated differently?

I get the feeling you're trying to make a joke out of this. Well, it "ain't funny." they got to noah's ark by........Noah went out to get all the animals and they followed him onto the ark! well that is what is in my bible