Why hasn't the world ended yet when it sucks so bad?

Question:

Why hasn't the world ended yet when it sucks so bad?

I'll give a best answer (and 10 points) to the most creative answer. I don't want all the science stuff, I know that already.

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4 months ago
Also, no religious answers please, they make me want to vomit.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

It's like a rotting corpse. The maggots feed on it, absorbing and assimilating and eliminating the poisoned, putrescent flesh into a new form that allows other species of carrion-devouring organisms to continue the awful process....ad infinitum.
Excuse me, I have to go play ringaroundtherosie now.