Can you top a bad poem,as not good at all? here is mine?

Question:

Can you top a bad poem,as not good at all? here is mine?

the sun is up ,my mood is down,i just fired me as a clown,my soda pop is flatter than your gal,but that is ok ,i dont care no more no more.all bills aint paid to date there shuttin off the water soon ill be smellin like your room,if i dont sell this poem fast ill be like you at last at last?

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Here ya go:

My heart, like a bowling ball, is easy to carry
At least in the sense that if I had three fingers
to spare, I could carry it. But like the three-masted
sloop and how it glides across the water, my heart doesn't
because it's more like a bowling ball. Add to that
my heart being heavy, like a bowling ball, as I mentioned before
makes me wish I had picked a lighter heart
instead of this sixteen pound monster
but there is a kids league bowling right now
and they took all the light bowling balls, mine is heavy

Oh, cruel universe, that bowling ball hearts be so heavy
and I with not three fingers to spare
as I carry my nachos and soda
*pop*