Anyone have any ideas for a funny buisness card?

Question:

Anyone have any ideas for a funny buisness card?

I'm in a printmaking class and we have to make buisness cards and they can be whatever we want but I cant think of anything good. Plus im only 16 so its not like I have a buisness or even a job.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Make it a different shape, say, circular.