What are the karmic consequences of accidentally creating a paper "pirate h

Question:

What are the karmic consequences of accidentally creating a paper "pirate hat" out of a relative's obituary?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

According to the Tibetan Holy Scriptures, among the major karmic consequences of the ??accidental?? indiscretion you seem to be guilty of are: ETERNAL BALDNESS and PAINFUL PAPER CUTS. ;-)