Why can't you illiterates appreciate my Scottish ballad and star it?

Question:

Why can't you illiterates appreciate my Scottish ballad and star it?

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

1. cos you are rude, and making sweeping assumptions to other's intelligence.
2. Year 1 children write better poetry.
3. Insulting folk is just the way to get them to like your poem, as if!
4. Most poets become popular after their death, so the only way to become REALLY popular, is to die.