Funniest thing ever??

Question:

Funniest thing ever??

what is the funniest thing thats ever happened to you?

-mine would probably have to be when i was out to eat at this italian restaraunt with my grandparents and i started to shake a sweet n low packet cuz i was about to put it in my tea and lost control and flung the packet across the restaraunt and hit some random guy right in the face. luckly he didnt know who it was but i heard him murmmer the word "jerk". lol

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Many many years ago, when still in elementary school, my naughty brother and I were severely punished by this alcoholic step dad who loved his beer. When later he rushed out for a few moments and left his half-filled beer mug on the table, we decided to exact our revenge. We refilled his glass with pee! Upon his return, funnily, the poor fella gulped down the frothy mixture with added relish!!