If the ancient Romans had had television, what kind of shows would they create?

Question:

If the ancient Romans had had television, what kind of shows would they create?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

A Day at the Chariot Races - A TV movie starring the Marxus brothers.

Fiddler On the Roof - A TV movie starring the Emperor Nero.

Centurions - A TV show about Roman Centurions chasing down the bad guys through the mean streets of Rome. "Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

Sardinia V-0 (5-0) - A cop show set on the island of Sardinia.

Wheel of Torture - Watch as slaves spin the wheel and try to earn their freedom or get tortured depending where the wheel ends.