I have to write an imitation poem for english.. and I want to know what you guys

Question:

I have to write an imitation poem for english.. and I want to know what you guys would ban ?

Someone wrote in a poem they'd cancel oatmeal, monday mornings, allgery shots, and also SARA STEINBERG.

Another wrote,

They'd bad string bikini's, bathroom scales, treadmills and also RICHARD SIMMONS.

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8 months ago
I got everything but give me ideas of someone to ban or eliminate.. not someone i would get embarrased to say infront of the class.. i'm a really shy person.. someone everyone wants to cancel out ... GRACIAS

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Richard Ramirez--The Night Stalker--------ban him-----------