What is the best way to convince a loser in my class to kill hinself?

Question:

What is the best way to convince a loser in my class to kill hinself?

There is this ugly loser in several of my classes at college, and my friends and I would like to convince him that he should kill himself, preferablly on campus. He tries to talk to people and is really lame, asking things like how are you and holding doors open and offering people gum. He doesn't deserve to live on the same planet as the rest of us and breathe the same air.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

by talking to you