Do you read a book when you're on the shi t t er?

Question:

Do you read a book when you're on the shi t t er?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Either a book or a magazine or catalog. If I don't, I end up reading the directions (modes d' employ) on the backs of my shampoo and conditioner bottles, the dog shampoo bottle, the air freshener can, etc. etc.