Arty........!?

Question:

Arty........!?

Any ideas how I could be more 'arty-farty' and impress my in-laws?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Buy yourself a red silk smoking jacket a fat cigar and walk around with your head tilted back 45 degree. Don't walk, swagger and mention lots of made up names and stuff you know about them. Make silly little comments and in a posh voice 'haw haw haw' at their jokes, well at anything they say. Be totally eccentric.