What would you do i'f a planet destroying comet was to hit the Earth in a weeks

Question:

What would you do i'f a planet destroying comet was to hit the Earth in a weeks time?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

1)-Spend a week avoiding all the people who will undoubtedly go psychotic.
2)-Find a big case of booze.
3)-Climb to a secure vantage point with likeminded friends to see it all happen.
4)-A .38 each would be nice to have, just in case a situation develops where the event of our death turns out to be protracted.
5)-Hope (for HIS sake) that God doesn't die along with all his believers.
6)-Reveal to everyone that I suspect God's real name is Chance Gardener.