My friends going to court so i need a poem thats funny?

Question:

My friends going to court so i need a poem thats funny?

i likes it to be funny but clean. nothing sexual or hating.

she just got a (mip)

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5 months ago
like i said
AAAAAAAAAA POOOOOEEEEMEMMMM

NOOOO SONGS

like i said
Clean

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

We're here to cheer you, a Minor In Possession,
'Cuz this smoking's gave us all the impression,
That your lungs need a rest,
No, that stogie's not the best,
For your heart and a rosey equilibrium.