Need help now!!?

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Need help now!!?

I'm supposed to write a poem for my friends birthday party (nerd friends, gotta love em). Everyone there is gonna be really smart and write some clever poem. Anyone on here have any ideas?

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4 months ago
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, it's supposed to be about a historical figure, and I'm having trouble picking one.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Write about the things you all have been through, but to make it "clever and smart" as you put it, take all the simple words, run them through your PC's thesaurus, pick big words and leave them puzzled!