I've read both series (sadly), and I am ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE with HP! <3
It's my favorite series in the whole wide word =D Was, is, and forever shall be! But NOOO!
Everyone's comparing them with!.!.!.that thing!. Ugh!.
I only read for Alice Cullen!.
And it was a waste!.
Anyways, I've heard lots of reasons why HP is better (THANK YOU ALL) and such and such!.
Some of my reasons are:
1!. About the authors: Stephenie Meyer has the attitude of a seven year old horny fangirl!. When she leaked Midnight Sun, she started BAWLING and was something like:
SM: NUUU! HOW DARE YUU ALL! I HATEZ YOU GUYS I ISH NOT RITE TWILIGHT ANYMORE HWO DARE YUU ALLLLLLL! D=
But for JKR (on DH), she shrugged, said okay, and continued!.
At least SOMEONE is mature!.
2!. SM is a thesaurus writer!. I'm pretty sure she just smacked the whole dictionary in there!. And, for BD or something, instead of using "said" once or twice, she has things like "chattered, gossiped, etc!." I'm not saying those are bad, but SM, sometimes the simplest is the best!. And we all don't need another Twilight book forming on how "hawt" Edward Cullen is!. Because he's not!.
3!. JKR has secrets from the Philosopher (sp!?)/Sorcerer's Stone revealed in Deathly Hallows!. I think the only secret in Twilight was that Edward was a Vampire, which revealed two chappies later >!.>
4!. SM's plot is so cliche!. I can name probably 999,999,999 other books with "mortal girl falls in love with OMG perfect Vampire!. The end!."
!.!.!.Where as JKR's is new, fresh, and intriguing =D Who else can develop magical spells, characters, subjects, and all these cool thing-a-ma-jigs ^^
I sure as hell can't!.
5!. Haven't you noticed at the end of EVERY book she adds new Vampires!? And their names: Ugh, no offense to peeps who have these names, but when I think of a Vampire named "Bree" or "Tanya" I don't think of the most beautiful person on this planet!.
Though in HP, "Harry," "Ron," and "Hermione" seem to blend in with the story and settings!.
6!. JKR actually teaches LESSONS in the book (friendship, honesty, loyalty, generosity, I could go on!.!.!.) whereas SM only teaches one lesson!.
!.!.!.Which is practically common sense!.
The only lesson she taught was (which I got a flame from some Edward-crazed fangirl) said:
OMFG OMFG OMG OMG WTF OMFG YOU *****! TWILIGHT IS UBER AWESOME IT IS LIKE THE BEST BOOK EVER YOU ARE DUMB B/C IT IS AWESOME! AND HP SUCKS! TWILGIHT ACTAULLY TEACHES A LESSON IT TEACHES THAT YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!.!.!.Duh!.
!.!.!.
I think the world's intelligence has gone down!. Literally!.
7!. SM uses dramatic titles and pretty pictures for her books (okay, I had to admit that!.!.!.)!. "Twilight," "New Moon," "Eclipse," and "Breaking Dawn," all have pretty pictures and titles and crap, but the only meaning for the title was in Eclipse where Jacob says:
"I can't fight an eclipse (Edward)!."
also: WHY THE **** DID SM MAKE JACOB IMPRINT ON BELLA'S DAUGHTER!?! Yeah, next thing I know, I'm gonna fall in love with the former love of my life's son, who's not even A YEAR OLD!.
8!. Edward sparkles!.
!.!.!.What!. The!. Crap!.
When I think of a Vampire, I think "blood! Fangs! KILL!" but NO!. He-
SPARKLES!.
IN THE SUN!.
WHEN THEY GO IN THE SUN, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO FREAKING DIE!.
NOT SPARKLE!.
DIE!
!.!.!.How manly is that!?
You know, Bella says she loves Edward for his "marble skin" and crap like that!.
Pretty soon, she's gonna leave him for a granite cliff or countertop!.
If you guys also hate Twilight, check out these links:
1!. http://www!.twilightsucks!.com/ (I am HP4EvaAntiTwilight on there)
2!. Burning Twilight: http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=zk1KoHQ_W!.!.!.
3!. Deviant art-Ye Olde Twilight (A PARODY)
4!. GAH! There was a list on twilightsucks!.com about colors and stuff, something going like:
Bedroom: WHERE EDDIEKINS AND BELLBELL GET IT ON!. LOLZ!.
!.!.!.It was annoying, but funny!.
PLEASE POST YOUR REASONS WHY HP IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! =DWww@QuestionHome@Com