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Question: Ok!.!.!.so this is the coolest queston ever!!?
I'm super bored right now!. So can you guys make me up a story about anything!. Like the person with the coolest story gets best answer! Please!. Thanks in advance! Love you guys!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Once upon a really weird, kind of chaotic time there was this guy who we'll call George!. Because that's his name!. Well, more than anything George like candied apples, and he thought it unfair that there was only one holiday where he could eat candied apples with impunity, and it was already past!. (His adoring fiancee, Wilimieena, however, was happy of the candied apple shortage, as if they were as common as Kit Kat bars she feared her betrothed would soon weigh a Metric ton!. Wilimieena, by the way, is not her real name!. It's Gail, but she thought it was too boring for someone with her personality!. And people named "Gail" can't pull off wearing plaid berets)!.

But I digress!. George thought it completely unfair that candied apples were so hard to find most of the year, as he didn't grocery shop himself, and Wilimieena would not tell him there are kits!. So George decided to fix that!. He quit his job producing documentaries for the fledging Lemming channel, a spin-off of Animal Planet, which, unfortunately was failing after a great start, as people all tuned in to see if Lemmings actually ran off cliffs, but then got bored after seeing about 1,000 little stupid furry creatures plummet into the abyss!.

But I digress again!. Anyway, George quit, took his secret poker money and bought an old TCBY Yogurt shop and began to covert it into a gourmet candied apple shop!. When he told Wilimieena, his school-boy smile quickly wore off, as she went into a tirade that they'd never make money, because he would eat all the profits!

"No, dear Wilimieenaeenskins," he said!. I'll limit to two a day!.
"Nonononono, even that and you'll have a caramel butt," she said!. "Besides," she went on to say!. "I've been lying all these years!. They're not hard to find!. I !.!.!. just !.!.!. hate them!. I'm an orange sugar plum girl!. Now!.!.!. you know!."
"Oh, my dear Wilimieenasheenalovedumplinsnooglecakes,!.!.!. George said!. "I know! I've kept a scrapbook of all your hidden orange sugar plum wrappers, as my mother loved them, too!."
"You don't mind!?" She asked!. "Then, my dear Georgipooh, I won't mind helping run the Candied Apples place!."

They kissed, deeply, and went on to run a magnificent Candied Apple / Orange Sugar Plum stand, and had 23 beautiful children!.

And they each weighed a metric ton!. But it was a happy ton!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A long long time ago there was A girl who went to see a movie called Twilight and she became so engrossed in the movie it seemed like she was in the movie living the movie and breathing the movie and feeling everything that the characters in the movie were feeling!. So she went out and bought the book but she couldn't stand that the movie ended and then she bought the soundtrack from the movie and then Yesterday she Told her boss she was sick and so she left work early and snuck across the road to the theater to catch the afternoon Twilight movie AGAIN! Then the movie ended and once again she was sad it was over so she went back to the book store and bought "New Moon" And she is at work now on Thanksgiving day and brought the Books to read! lol !. And that Story is %100 true and its all about me! HappyThanksgiving!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You have to decrypt my story first! Here's how it works: Read the first letter in the line and then the last and then the second and then the second last etc!. Here's an example:
'hello' becomes 'Hlole' and 'hello there' becomes Hlohr eeTle'

So here's my story, written ESPECIALLY for YOU:

LtlGrshAkaQetosrwogeiaHi raltnGnLoGnisudBsoWlieti
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ok this is super funny and true!! your gonna laugh trust me its embarrassing for me but!.!.

ok last week i was in science class my teacher was giving us some lesson about chemistry or something!. ya so it was a really boring lesson and i already knew everything she was blabbing about so i pulled out the book that i was reading The Hunger Games!!!! its an amazing book by the way!!!! Stephenie Meyer recommended it so if you like Twilight than you will love this book!. anyway so i had it in my lap and i had my head on the table!. so the teacher was like Lena(thats my name btw) why is your head down and i said i was taking notes on the lesson so i wouldn't get in trouble so i had my note spiral in my lap too to make look like i was taking notes!. so i was reading the book and i was getting close to the end it was getting super sad so i started crying in class!!!!! really hard!!!! my eyes were like red and i was sobbing and sqealing really loudly and then i realized that that the book was about to end and i loved it so much i didn't want it to end so i started crying even louder and this was all while the teacher was giving a freakin lesson!!!!!! and i was making so much noise!!!! so the teacher was like Lena step out of the class room your distrupting the class and it looks like you need to wash your face so i RAN out of the class crying!!!!!!!!! it was the monst embarrsing thing that has ever happened to me but looking back now i laugh!! LMAO!!!!! lol!! so i hope this made you laugh too ohh and The Hunger Games!!! its such an amzing and touching story you should read what Stephenie Meyer said about it on her website!!! its soooo touching and funny and romantic and adventures!! its almost as good as Twilight!! ALMOST cause nothing is good as twilight of course!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

A basket of fruit was hit by lightning and acheived self awareness but still had no power of locomotion!. The apple, bananas oranges communicated with each other telepathically about what they might do fast before somebody in the house took a bite out of any of them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hmm, well this isn't exactly a story, more like a problem, I've just started dating my best friend a few weeks ago, and I have now realized that I don't have any feelings besides friendship for him!. So now I have to hurt him!.!.!.I know!.!.!.my life sucks and I am not intelligent!.!.!.ugh!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

how about the time i used to date a girl with a wooden leg, it really never worked out!. so i had to break it off!. LOL :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Once upon a time there was a girl sitting in a school in ireland reading peoples random storeys to a question on yahoo answers, she was very amused! the endWww@QuestionHome@Com

Stephenie Meyer and J!.K Rowling are having a fist fight!.
Who wins!? J!.K Rowling and Stephenie Meyer because they both are good as hell!.

It's a tie!Www@QuestionHome@Com

"OK," said John to his friend!. "Your uncle has six toes, so I'll admit that's pretty strange!. But one of my relatives has six legs!. She's my ant!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

Haha!.!.!.
A girl wanted to get points, as she was only a few off the next level so she answered a free question and said thanks!. =)Www@QuestionHome@Com

I would, but I have a bio test tomorrow and it's already past midnight so!.!.!.no can do!. Www@QuestionHome@Com