How do I notify Rory Emerald that he has some overdue books?

Question: How do I notify Rory Emerald that he has some overdue books!?
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Put it in the classifieds section of your local newspaper!. Then, when he goes to proof-read his latest entry he just might see it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Is this question for real!? I have it on good authority that Rory Emerald never reads any books he has not written!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hi, Rory! about those books!.!.!.!.!.they're overdue, so if you could!.!.!.!.you know!.!.!.!.yeah!. Well see ya tomorrow!
nice and naturalWww@QuestionHome@Com

remind him about it
"hey don't forget about the book"Www@QuestionHome@Com