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Question: The Premier of the Semper Fi Report!? Starring Sunday Buk!?
S: Good Afternoon, and welcome to the Semper Fi Report!. I'm your host Semper Fi!. My guest today is a star in his own right!. He's the star of the Sunday Buk Chronicles and the straight to video Buk the World! Ladies and gentleman!.!.!.without further adieu!.!.!.Mr!. Sunday Buk! (Crowd cheers louldly)

B: (Buk opens his screen door!.) HEY! I thought I told you to get the *&%$@***!!!! of my tulips!

S: Gee, you'd think this guy was friendlier, being famous and all!. Pack it up boys!. I hear Britney is going over to Whitney's house to claim Bobby Brown is her baby daddy!.

B: Hey wait a minute! Didn't we eat buffalo!.!.!.!.!.nah couldn't be!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I had the craziest damned dream!.
A big black dude in a Marley t-shirt was hiding in my bushes!.
Then he suddenly morphed into a medium-sized person wearing a vintage 1987 shirt and tie with a copy of The WatchTower in his hand!.
I knew it was a nightmare, but I couldn't wake up! He pushed past me and plopped down on the couch!. I ran at him, staying low, and hit him thigh-high we both both went flying and I landed face first in the cat box!. He flipped me over and smiled!.!.!.!.Right before I woke up, I was screaming "HEY! I thought I told you to get the *&%$@***!!!! off my two lips!"!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oh Lordy!. You have made a rainy day shine!. And the respondents have put the rain to shame!. Thank you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

If you two want to go on the road, I could be your manager and we could be millionaires! You two have outdone SNL!. I bow at your feet!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Semper, I swear you and Sunday Buk MUST be twins separated at birth!. There is no other explanation!Www@QuestionHome@Com

HOORAY maybe this amazing era of P&S history is not over just yet!! How wonderful to see Buk back again!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You are better than the Sunday Comics!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Us old _____ have to stick together or the young ones will walk over us!. The blank is for you fill with your own thought!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Beats the heck out of Sunday paper here in Phoenix!. **author, author!!**Www@QuestionHome@Com

Uh-uh Cynthia, I got them first!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

roflmao! I hope he remembered to clean out the tulip bed as well as his cats litter box!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Great premier show!. Now where is the free beer you promised for me giving you my official endorsement!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Haha, Buk will love this!! :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

hysterical!.!.!.that made my day =) star for an amazing performance lol Www@QuestionHome@Com

Rolling with laughter with this!!!!!!!!
Can't wait to see his response!
Thanks, man, great!
maWww@QuestionHome@Com

News Papers !.!.!.!.!.!.!.Get Your News Papers!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!!!!!!

Oh Buk!.!.!. your divano is well!.!.!.!.!. cushy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

you made me laugh on this rainy dayWww@QuestionHome@Com

Semper Fi got my attention!.

I'm off to go fix lunch now!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Oh my goodness! You guys have succeeded in making this one of the best mornings ever!
Thanks for all the laughs!Www@QuestionHome@Com

LMAO!.!.!.!.!.!.that rocks!.!.!.!.!.thanks baby!.!.!.!.!.I so do love the BUK manWww@QuestionHome@Com