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Question: How would Bella feel if Edward had a mustache!?
Just curious!.!. since all she cares about is how he looks!. So if he had a totally unattractive mustache, would she leave him!? I'm talking about a GIANT CURLY mustache! Like a freakin' squirrel on his upper lip!
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She'd probably get a real boyfriendWww@QuestionHome@Com

She wouldn't leave him, because if Edward had not been 'hot' they wouldn't have met in the first place (unless of course she woke up and he was in her room watching her, like always)!.

Take Mike for example!. You have a perfectly nice boy who absolutely adores Bella, but she won't even give him the time of day when she sees the pretty, crooked-smiling vampires!. Bella is all about the looks (unlike Edward, who finds his true love based on smell)!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Bella's twitterpated!. She'd probably go one in tiresome detail about how attractive it was, even if it looked like a ferret was trying to crawl up his nose!. If anyone admitted Edward was less than perfectly attractive, probably the sky would fall!.

That or the scales would fall from her eyes and she'd see what a patronising, controlling stalker he really is and leave him fast!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Lol!. AH but vampires can't grow hair, can they!?! It stays the same length forevermore!

Anyone up for a Twilight fanfiction!? It would make my day =] :
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yep most probbally, she never talked about his personality not ounce!.!.!.rosalie would most probbaly wet herself in shock too and all of La Plush will start howling in horror!.!.!.lol (most randomest thing ive ever written on yahoo)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yeah she'd leave him!. I would!.

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Rather ticklish!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I dunno!. Maybe she'll like the mustache more than Edward, who knows!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

who knows!? i would just ask him to shave it off!

that would be really gross kissing with that right there!.!.!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

she'd be like: BOY, you ugly!!
jk i <3 him!.
lmao :DWww@QuestionHome@Com

YESmy friend begged me 2 read it i sent her this opinion and it made her sad!.!.is it really that bad!.!.!.!.!.what i think about the story!. In the story it shows no inication on why or how she is not like everyone else!. He says she is so fasinating but the book failed to prove to me how!. It is plainly ovious she is just so plain boring and plain looks how could he not find someone like her in 100yrs that fasinated him when she is just so plain!. Thoughout the whole book all it has done is to prove a reason she loves him is how good looking he is looking at his glistling cheek bones ha ha just all that stuff!. O and while we are talking about that his icy cool breath made me want some dentene ice and i hate dentine ice i think they just put some hidden advertisement in there but i had resisted!. How u ask!.!.!. Well it was simple my dear friend i was not in america so i was not in reach for the icy cool flaver of dentene ice!. O on pg 208 was the moment seeing this book was predictable and that was him saying there is one thing i didnt agree with and that is i care about u more then u care about me!.i realized this book was nothing but an author putting everything a teenage girl wanted to hear a man say to her without any reason on why hes saying loving things so u could goooo awww and say hes so unbelieveable cause well hes not believeable!. In all belief if someone said that to anyone (in real life) as he did with no real reason it just makes no sence cause she never gave him a reason to feel like that except explaining why she moved from Arizona so edward would have to a !liar! or someone who falls in love very easy with more then one girl at a time most likly(he is probuly inlove with alice)!. Having the book go thru all these narations on her doing stuff like cooking dinner talking to her mom i never thought of one thing out of her plain life making her intreging!. Except for the albino joke that was pretty funny mom being half albino(im gonna use that one)!.I also was guessing he was watching her from her window when she was faling asleep since she menioned several times how she would look out her window then go to her bed and sleep!. God when he told her he watched her sleeping and she talked in her sleep that was so stupit what he just sat in her tree relaxing with his toughts probuly thinking should i kill her or should i not!. If hes so careful why would he do that wouldnt the neighbors wonder in such a small town!. O and the worst things i had to go thru was how she was so often the dansel in distress god that pissed me off how they made her get into situations such as fainting and having a blood thirsty vampire only after her!. Then after he said it was more cause he wanted to get back at someone i was happy cause it was not all about bella FINALLY and alice was involved(shes hardcore)!. O and then after he saved her by sucking her blood she was like did u like what a tease ***** please man!. So this book would have to be made for the looser who has no one!. Someone alone with no one liking them as bella was and moving and everything turns out great because of everyone asking her out making her meaningless life turn into something!. So anyway after pg 208 the book became painful to read cause i knew what was going to happen throughout the whole book which did happen dansel in distress edward saves her lots of talk sayiong i love u i love u 2 peak kiss her saying ha ha sorry i know u want my blood( ha ha edward im bella im such a tease but u cant kill me cause u love me ha ha whos the monster now)!. And to my dissapointment bella and edward did not die at the end and so alice could have her own story in book number 2 and by the way in book number2 1st chapter is also something u would expect from a book like this but tell me if there is more alice in there so i can read it!. Im sorry i am bored of listening to what edward says and bella cause its very predictable its like reading my thoughts!. Ha ha honestly if they mention alice more in book 2 i will read if not i wont cause thoughout the book i have had moments where i would gawww in discust by how this book was just way to predictable, the author keeps making her almost die to get an easy omg i have to read the next 4 chapers now kinda reactions from the readers which happens over and over again,and then the moments o ur skin is so cold dentene ice and ur eyes wow well thats all that happens and i just have to be like gawwww this is getting old at every moment after pg 208!.
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