Hi my name is Voldemort. What do you think of me?

Question: Hi my name is Voldemort!. What do you think of me!?
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YOU ARE VOLDEMORT!! WOW!.!.!.!. I, honestly, admire you so much!. You're such a great character!. You're now my best friend ever!

Okay, Voldy (mind if I call you that!? Surely you don't) I've got loads to ask, do you have some time for a nice chat !? Well of course you do!.

Can you please tell me how old are you exactly!? I've always wondered that!.!. How come you can fly!? Where did you learn that!? Is that something that has got to do with Dark Arts!? Why didn't you try to get the Hallows before messing up your soul!? Can you teach me how to fly!? Am I trusty Death Eater!? No that's a silly question, of course I am!. Why didn't you marry Bellatrix!? Did you know she loved you!? How many fish do I have, can you tell by reading my mind!? What's your favourite spell!? Did you like any particular subject when you attended Hogwarts!? Who was your favourite professor!? How come you don't have red eyes in the film!? Why don't you get a tan!? You're quite pale you know!. Oh! And some contacts too, red eyes are so out!! How come you didn't know that Snape was a double-agent!? Did you trust the Malfoys!? I'm sure you didn't fully trust them!. Did you get furious when Narcissa lied to you!? How come you didn't know she was lying!? Did you get angry when Snape killed Dumbledore instead of Draco!? Why did you fear ONLY Dumbledore!? Was that because he always suspected you!? If you were offered to become the headmaster of Hogwarts, would you accept that!? Am I asking too much!? I think I should shut up, don't you agree!?

Lmao!.!. :DWww@QuestionHome@Com

well at first i would think you were a wierd bald girl but first impressions are not everything after that i'd think you were pretty cool i guess but also yes fictional!. but who cares about that i think im a pineapple so who am i to judgeWww@QuestionHome@Com

I think you should have just stabbed Harry, rather than be flamboyant!.

(all evil villains:

1!. Can't shoot properly
2!. Never win
3!. Are a little bit campWww@QuestionHome@Com

You are a great character!.
Evil, yes; cruel, yes, but definitely awesome!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think you are evil!. Evil, but an excellent book character with amazing character develpment!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hi i am harriet potter - and i am gonna kill u and ur horcruxes - mwa ha ha ha (no one beats the girl who lived - i have the scar)
=D Www@QuestionHome@Com

Wow, "Voldemort", really!. I wonder where Tom went then!.!.!.
Hey, you look kinda like a snake!. What's it feel like being bald!? Haha!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You apparently are having an identity crisis but that's okay, that is what I like about you:)Www@QuestionHome@Com

ok if you get to be Voldemort, I get to be Potter

Haha just kidding!.!.!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I despise you for killing Severus Snape! I could have overlooked all the other stuff!.!.!.but the murder of Severus!.!.!.NEVER!Www@QuestionHome@Com

harry potters arch eneimie u r a costume too :P :P Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well, if what I've heard about you is accurate, you're not a nice fellow!. Leaving poor Harry Potter an orphan like that!Www@QuestionHome@Com

:) your fictitonal!.

I think you are evil, and you have a funny nose >!.<Www@QuestionHome@Com

You are the VoldemortWww@QuestionHome@Com

you're bald!.!.!.what's that like!. do you ever get the urge to play bongo drums on your head!.!.!.!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

hi voldermort love the hat anyways !.!.!.!. do ya like mine lol!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think that you are from Europe, since your name is European!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i think your a very disturbed individualWww@QuestionHome@Com

you be bored iunnoWww@QuestionHome@Com

I think your the weakest link, goodbyeWww@QuestionHome@Com

Freak!! Lol!. Yea I agree with that person up there!.!.!.!.!.y did u kill Severus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him so much!Www@QuestionHome@Com

She Who Must Not Be Named was named!. Does that mean her head will explode!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

DO YOU HAVE ALL THE VARIETY AND GOOD THINGS LIKE THE WALL MART!? Www@QuestionHome@Com

So far I think I'm of love of youWww@QuestionHome@Com

You got a funny nose!!! =]Www@QuestionHome@Com

"But I don't think of you!."
-Howard RoarkWww@QuestionHome@Com

you suck!.
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Well I think u read and u like Harry Potter a lot!!! Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think you're weird!. You know your real name is NOT Voldemort and even if it were, not that many people actually KNOW who Voldemort is unless they've read or seen the Harry Potter's!. Puh-leeze find better questions to post!Www@QuestionHome@Com