Characterisation of Twilight?

Question: Characterisation of Twilight!?

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Bella--human protagonist, the books are from her point of view//she is in love with Edward

Edward--vampire since the Great War, he can read minds//he is in love with Bella and was 'adopted' by Carslile

Carslile--has been a vampire since the Medieval period and has collected together a 'coven'/family of vampires who don't feed off of humans//his wife is Esme

Esme--is the loving vampire 'mother' of Edward, Alice, Emmett, Rose, and Jasper

Alice and Jasper--are vampire lovers//Alice can see the future//Jasper can sense the moods of people and alter them

Emmett and Rose--are vampire lovers//Rose is vain and Emmett is the strongest member of Carslile's family

Jacob--is a young native American who is smitten with Bella//he is also a werewolf/shapeshifter

(Sorry, I'm sure I'ved spelled Carslile wrong)
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Bella is a whiny, needy, immature Mary Sue!. She has no morals!. Obsessed with Edward!. Dependent!. An indecisive doormat!. A whore!. Stupid!. Flat!. Boring!.

Edward is a boring, abusive, controlling vampire stalker!. He spends every minute worrying about Bella!. He has nothing to do except worry and protect Bella!. He has no social life besides abusing and having sex with Bella!. He's a bad baby daddy because at first, he wanted to abort his own baby!. He chewed his own wife's uterus!. Oh, and he likes breaking headboards and biting pillows!.

Jacob was the only sensible character, before he was ruined in Breaking Dawn!. He brought spice to the books!. Without him, I wouldn't have continued reading until the fourth book!. Besides, I wanted to have a laugh at BD!. Breaking Dawn was boring except Jacob's parts!. The rest were sick jokes!. Now, sadly, he's Nessie's pedophile!. What's gross is that he imprinted on the child of the woman he used to have sexual fantasies with!.

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edward iz a pimp!.Www@QuestionHome@Com