As short as...? Simile's? Need Help! 10 points for best simile's!?

Question: As short as!.!.!.!? Simile's!? Need Help! 10 points for best simile's!!?

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As Short As!.!.!.!.!. Simile's

Nothing Rude Please!. Thanks!

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Do you mean short time wise or height wise!?
I'll do both!.

As short as a hobbit!.
As short as a toddler!.
As short as a stump!.
As short as a stool!.
As short as *insert name of friend lacking heightwise here* xP!.

As short as a nanosecond!.
As short as a sneeze!.
As short as a blink!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

As short as a circus midget
As short as a fiery temper
As short as a kindergartener
As short as pair of daisy dukesWww@QuestionHome@Com

That's a hard one!
Maybe!.!.

As short as a toadstool!?!?!?

I honestly can think of any more!Www@QuestionHome@Com