How does Jack Sparrow Talk?? Im writing an essay?

Question: How does Jack Sparrow Talk!?!? Im writing an essay!?

so i need things for him to say

**main idea: Jack Sparrow goes 2 high school now!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Jack Sparrow has an essentially gentlemanly way of speaking!. He slurs and doesn't always make sense, but he's got a decent vocabulary and a great deal of wit!.
"Tia Dalma! You add an agreeable sense of the macabre to any delerium!.!.!."
"If I may add a machete to your emotional thicket!.!.!."
"I got a jar of dirt!."
"No! Much more better!!.!.!. Now you're not making any sense a-tall!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

you can pretty much have him say whatever you want, he slurs his words and get confused easily, and uses pirate jargon

http://www!.maritimepirates!.com/jargon!.ht!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Study Keith Richards!.
They sound exactly the same!. Www@QuestionHome@Com