Quick! Need Funny Story Ideas.?

Question: Quick! Need Funny Story Ideas!.!?

For school, I need to think of a funny random story, any ideas
Ex: Flying French Fry!! (funny things like that)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

how about a cat who has tap shoes that can control the weather!?

Or!.!.!.!.!.

A paintbrush that is bald!?

Or!.!.!.

A person that can play on a flying piano!?

Let your imagination soar like the french fry!

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Write about how you became!.!.!.____ fill in the blank!
um, my favorites are:
ninja
stunt man
and team mascot!
haha
and you can do ur frickin awesome experiences in each of these roles!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Your Grandmother eats your homework!.

The homework in the story could be a cake that you were required to make for class!.
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Silly swimming sharks!? Lol!. This is fun!. I'd go at this all night!. Raging rabbits!? Tall tired tyrants!? Dippy dippy dolphins! Lol!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ok write about a man who turned into a giant french fry that could fly!. Wow how random!.Www@QuestionHome@Com