What's Is A Good Name For A Character In My Story? ?

Question: What's Is A Good Name For A Character In My Story!? !?

I'm writing a story, and there's a character in it, who is fat, bald, and lazy and can't be bothered doing anything for himself!. But my problem is!.!.!. I don't have a name for him, so I was wondering if anybody could come up with a good name!. First and last name if you could be so kind!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Oscar Griggs!?

SOOOO RANDOM but it sounds like a fat nameWww@QuestionHome@Com

Bob!.
Geoff!.
Homer Simpson that might work :)

hahah nah but um seriouslyyy!.!.!.
um
Bryce
Jacob
Reece or Rhys whichever
Jed

nicknames for your character
pig
cow
nugget/nugWww@QuestionHome@Com

How about "Joe Schmoe"!.

Or if that's too ordinary, try "Larry Luzer"!. (as in: "Larry Loser")Www@QuestionHome@Com

well if he's boring and lazy, i think bob something cause bob is plain, hey, wait a sec, i got it bob franks!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

motu fakira

or pet name
fatso lard

or just "lard"

Butter Man

there are loads!! just think of anything funny!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

BowenWww@QuestionHome@Com

Ed GrabowskiWww@QuestionHome@Com

Jerry ReubenWww@QuestionHome@Com

Homer or buddha or chub, GordoWww@QuestionHome@Com

HANK WOOBER(NO OFFENSE TO HANKS!.!.:P)

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Mr!. Alan ( Al) HairgonWww@QuestionHome@Com

Nick FoldgerWww@QuestionHome@Com

Gordon BahrWww@QuestionHome@Com

John DoeWww@QuestionHome@Com