Wtf what's the deal with breaking dawn?

Question: Wtf what's the deal with breaking dawn!?

ok did anyone see that coming!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

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I don't think anyone did!. Talk about total blind-side! I think that's what made it so horrible; it was "impossible" or so we were told!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Since I read an Advance Readers Copy over 2 weeks ago, I knew all along and sat here giggling at y'all's theories!.

But let me ask this!. To be blunt - what about safe sex!? I mean supposedly vampire venom will turn her into one!. So didn't this selfish, self centered pompous idiot ever consider using a condom to prevent venom from getting inside her!? Just more examples of his abuse of her!. He could have killed her right then and there by turning her!. Isn't that how AIDS spread!? Through unsafe sex!?

I have been writing for weeks about responsible authors!. I write for adults!. But when two people who are unknown to each other have sex in my books, they use protection!. That is real life!.

This is just another example of Meyer's irresponsibility as an author!. Supposedly Eddie talked to his brothers and Carlisle about sex before he left!. To be delicate, in 103 years he never ejaculated and saw what came out!? Alice packed tampons!. Why didn't she pack condoms!?

Just another example of a domestic abuser!. Condoms interfere with their pleasure!. Ed was a pig for doing that!. Then he wants to abort his child without the mother's consent!? Abuser to the max!. Pax-CWww@QuestionHome@Com

Honestly, it was lacking in the parts that everyone liked (like Jacob's love life, and her parents, and the fight scenes) and it had too much everywhere else (the baby, their sex life, Bella being sick)

I just think she could have done a LOT better, but it wasn't terrible!. I would have waited another month for a better version!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Totally did NOT see it coming!. Only thing that had come to mind was, me and a friend were toying with the idea that Jacob was going to imprint on someone related to Bella, but not her kid!. That's just awkward!.

"Hey mom, this is my boyfriend!."
"Well sweetie, I hate to break it to you, but I loved him first!."
AWKWARD TUTRLE! >!.>Www@QuestionHome@Com

Mine!?
WTFH!.
v_v
*Cries self to sleep instantly!.*
On reflection, and reading http://www!.fanfiction!.net/s/4443177/1/Br!.!.!.
I've decided to give it another chance!.!.!.In a few years!.
But Bella being Pregnant Pissed me off, Edward doesn't have any bodily fluid! So how could he get Bella Pregnant!?
All fluids inside a Vampire's body become venom, so, in theory, that would just make Bella a vampire!. I didn't get that at all!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

No!. The book sucked!. I think Stephenie got tired of writing, so she took a bunch of fanfic stories and mashed them all together!. I expected something much more than that!. Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse were all beyond amazing, was it so wrong to wish that Breaking Dawn would be the same!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Does anyone else think that she made it so that it would be bad!? Because it seemed rushed!. Reminds me of The Producers and how they purposely made a bad play so that they will make money!. But I don't think that's what happened, I just think that the woman ran out of ideas, so she read a fanfic or two and stole those people's ideas!.

P!.S- How the hell did Bella get pregnant with Edward!? HE'S A VAMPIRE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!! HE HAS NO LIQUIDS LEFT EXCEPT VENOM, SO UNLESS THERE IS SPERM IN VENOM AND HE SPIT ON HER YOU KNOW WHAT, THEN I THINK THAT SM LIED TO US OR FORGOT HER OWN STORY!!!!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I didnt either!
And im not totally sure i like the idea of Bella having a baby!.
I mean shes BELLA!
Me and my friend kinda prefer Jacobs story, so far!.!.
cause it actually goes along with the rest of the Twilight series!.
I think the pregnancy took it a little too farWww@QuestionHome@Com

ya it was like i knew what was going to happen when i read it
yet it was something i didn't want to happen
sadly i thought those rumors were false
i guess i should have listened to themWww@QuestionHome@Com

I sure didnt! Mainly because we were told it was impossible! Hello, he only has venom, no sperm! Of course, he now does, because she makes the characters lol! I was disappointed in some aspects and loved some others!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It was totally unexpected!. I did not realize that much fail and hilariousness (is that a word!?) could be in one book!.

I'm ready to do some cliff diving of my own!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

No, because we all thought it was impossible!.
Smeyer said that her vamps don't have any bodily fluids besides venom!. So how the hell does Edward have little swimmers!? Makes no sense!.

PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOT HOLE!Www@QuestionHome@Com

No mainly because its suppose to be completely impossible!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

This was my expression!.!.!.
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And this was my impression!.!.!.
WTF!?!Www@QuestionHome@Com

gawd i loved the book!Www@QuestionHome@Com

not at all! i loved it!Www@QuestionHome@Com