NESSI CULLEN?! Are you kidding?!?

Question: NESSI CULLEN!?! Are you kidding!?!!?

Okay!.
What!. The!. Hell!.
HOW did Edward get Bella pregant!?! His sperm is expired for almost 100 years!
Can someone confirm these spoilers for me!?
I heard Bella's turned, her power is like Lily Potter's, her love shield!.
The Volturi and the Cullens/Denali fight!. The Cullen's / Denali win, but Irina dies!.
Jacob imprints on Nessi!.
Gross!.
Alex's power is the ability to change what people see!.
Breaking Dawn is a total and complete fail!.
The only thing I can take consolace in is the fact that Bella and Edward end up together!. And Bella is a vamp!. And other then Nessi, the story doesn't actually seem *that* bad!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

You are basing an opinion on unconfirmed spoilers!. Take a deep breath and WAIT until you can actually read the book and are able to give an informed opinion!. Additionally, it isn't nice to be spreading this around, specially without knowing if this isn't just some people pulling other people's chains!. The only thing that is confirmed at this time, is the fact that the book has been put on sale early in some places!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Okay, breathe!. Nothing like that happens!. that's merely speculation!. Bella getting pregnant is physically impossible, Meyer said so herself, therefore, you know that the whole "Nessi Cullen" rumor is FALSE!. No one knows Alec's power yet because no one's read the book!. Jacob DIDN'T imprint on Bella and Edward child, seeing as they don't have one!. Nothing like that happens!.

?Graceful Little Alice?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Okay!. Chill!. Just breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out!.
Now, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?
WHO THE EFF IS NESSI!?!?!?!?!?!?
And besides, Stephenie Meyer said DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU HEAR!. So this is probably all fake crap!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

none of that is true!. don't believe it!. People have nothing better to do so they just come up with stupid rumors!. Don't let it mess up the book for you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

those spoilers are messed up!. edward cannot get bella pregnant, nor does he want her to lose her virginity before they are married, and why the hell would they name their child after the loch ness monster!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Awwwwww maaaaaan yew just ruined the story for me !.!.!. crap! I shouldnt have read this!!! AHHHHH!!! Yew know whst i just will pretend that i never did read it !.!.!.!.!.!.!. dang!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

don't rely on fake spoilersWww@QuestionHome@Com

this is fake ok so just chill out and don't get mad at Stephenie ok she warned us all that imposters were going to tell us stuff thats not true!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.if u wanna hear a tru spoiler go to ew!.com there stephenie posted the only actual spoiler thats true!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.again don't believe everything u hear ok ppl do this crap all the time when new books are released what makes u so sure its different now!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and once again do not blame Stephenie its not her fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

ummm ok!.!.!.!.

Edit: wow!. if it's true!. then suddenly im not so excited to read Breaking Dawn!.
But most likely it isn't true!. The whole thing doesn't seem very much like Stephenie Meyer!.

Edit again:
Ok I just realized something!. If Bella does get pregnant then she would have to wait 9 more months to become a vampire!.
Which means Bella will be 19 and more whiny than ever!.
Edward can't change her while she is pregnant because she will stay pregnant forever!. So to me that doesn't really make sense!. I doubt they will fast forward 9 months later!.
Now that would be stupid!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

i dont understand why (if this is true) its upsetting so many people!. some of it may be a little absurd but people are completely overreacting and completely changing their attitude toward stephenie meyer BEFORE they've even read the book!. first of all!.!.!.its stephenies book and her imagination, if she wants her vampires to have children then she can do that!. and second of all!.!.!.can't satisfy all of us!.!.!.!.and you havent even read the book so just chill out because until you've read the book to the very end you cannot act like you know everthing!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why can't you people just wait for the book!? Maybe the rest of us would like to read it instead of reading your spoilers!. That makes you lame!.Www@QuestionHome@Com