Breaking Dawn party t-shirt HELP!?

Question: Breaking Dawn party t-shirt HELP!!?

Sorry I had to make it pop!. Could someone give me ideas to put on a t-shirt that says something cool about Alice or Jasper!. I'm kinda bored with the "I'm Betting on Alice" and " Jasper - Southern Gentlemen"!. I'm may or may not be entering a contest for this t-shirt and I would LOVE getting one of the top places!. Anyway, links or ideas would be awesome!. I would prefer something witty!. Thanks!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

"Jasper Hale, making you feel good since 1863"
"I go pale for Jasper Hake"
"August 2nd, 2008!. Don't worry, Jasper will make you like it"
"Alice Cullen can predict the shuffle on her iPod"
"Breaking Dawn confession #9: Even Jasper couldn't calm me down after I read the first chapter!."
"Alice had a little bit too much fun fabricating evidence!."
"Alice Cullen is my home-girl"
"I keep trying to kidnap Jasper but Alice is always by his window waiting for me! How does she- ohhh, right!."
"Read Twilight or I'll provoke the Volturi and blame you!."

Hope this helps!! I am a HUGE fan of Jalice so I have a lot of good puns :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

How about no!.

You're going to look at yourself in a year and be like "holy crap, that WASN'T ME, I don't know that person!.!.!."

Don't bother with a shirt!. You could have ordered one from zazzle!.com or cafepress!.com a week ago and had it on time for this friday!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

omg idk i just had an idea but i forgot =(
srryWww@QuestionHome@Com