What are your favourite Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse quotes?

Question: What are your favourite Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse quotes!?
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YAY!!!!!!!!!! A twilight question!!!!!!

Here r my favorites from twilight:

" U're intoxicated by my very presence!."
" R u still faint from the run!? Or was it my kissing expertise!?"
" And so the lion fell in love with the lamb!. !.!. !."
" Yes ur exactly my brand of heroin!."
" Ur hair looks like a haystack, but i like it!."
"So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what!? I've never seen him act like that!."
"My mind doesn't work right!? I'm a freak!?"
"Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell!."
"I may not be a human, but I am a man!."
"Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on tourturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him!. An IV, on the other hand!.!.!."
" If I could dream at all, it would be about u!. And i'm not ashamed of it!. "
" U r my life now!."
" I decided that since I'm going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly!."
"I'm not coming over anymore if Alice is going to treat me like a Guinea Pig Barbie when I do!."
"Damn it, Bella! You'll be the death of me, I swear you will!."
" I'll always want you, Forever!."
" Twilight, again!. Another ending!. No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end!."
" You do smell nice, I never notice before!."
" It sounded as if you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share!."
" I dazzle people!? "
"For almost ninety years I've walked among my kind, and yours !.!.!. all the time thinking I was complete in myself, not realizing what I was seeking!. And not finding anything, because you weren't alive yet!."
"You are my life!. You're the only thing it would hurt me to lose!."

Here r my favorites from new moon:

"Do you think I'll ever get better at this!? That my heart might someday stop trying to jump out of my chest whenever you touch me!?"
“Bella, you gave yourself a paper cut - that hardly deserves the death penalty!.”
“I’d rather die than be with Mike Newton, I’d rather die than be with anyone but you!.”
“Which is tempting you more, my blood or my body!?”
“Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella, I guess I’m just not as great as a bloodsucker, am I!?”
“You asked for it, If you want to blame someone, why don’t you point your finger at those filthy, reeking bloodsucker that you love so much!?”
“Help! Oh, that’s likely! I’m sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!”
" I bet she’s tougher than that!. She runs with vampires!.”
“You don’t get a lot of suicidal vampires!. "
"I think she is having hysterics!. Maybe you should slap her!."
“How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto!?”
" Isabella Marie Swan, Do you believe that I asked the Volturi to kill me because I felt guilty!?"
“Charlie…is probably not going to kill you, but he’s thinking about it!.”
"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night!. Very dark, but there were stars---points of light and reason !.!.!. And then you shot across my sky like a meteor!. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty!. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black!. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light!. I couldn't see the stars anymore!. And there was no more reason for anything!."

Here are my favorites from eclipse:

“Okay!. So I’m thinking maybe you deserve a parole for good behavior!. For a teenager, you’re amazingly non-whiney!.”
“Isn’t Edward up for a little healthy competition!?”
“You and Billy gossip like old women!."
“I sign your name better than you do yourself!.”
“Oh, please, please no! Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie!."
"Alice called!. She got nervous when your future rather abruptly disappeared five minutes ago!. Because she can’t see the wolves, you know!.”
" The way he watches you - it's so!.!.!.protective!. Like he's about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something!."
"I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you!. Everything's so much fun with you around!."
" Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety consious behavior!."
"You are in trouble, Enormous trouble!. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home!."
"Quil!.!.!.imprinted!.!.!.with a two-year-old girl!?"
"I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get!? I should infuriate you more often!."
"You can hold me hostage anytime you want!."
" I prefer brunettes!."
"Does my being half-naked bother you!?"
"You're kidnapping me, aren't you!?" Bella
"Sorry, He paid me!." Alice
"How much!?" Bella
"The Porsche!. It's exactly like the one I stole in Italy!." Alice
"She was translating the Battle Hymn of the Republic into Arabis, actually!. When she finished that,she moved on to Korean sign language!."
"I'm going to spontaneously combust one of these days - and you'll have no one to blame but yourself!."
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying!?"
"I'll be back soon you won't have time to miss me!. Look after my heart - I've left it with you!."
"Edward, there's no point to forever without you!. I wouldn't want one day without you!."
"How strong will I be!?" Bella
"Stronger than I am!." Edward
"Stronger than Emmett!?" Bella
"Yes!. Do me a favor and challenge him to an arm-wrestling match!. It would be a good experience for him!." Edward
"Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay!?"
"But if you ever bring her back damaged again - and I don't care whose fault it is; I don't care if she merly trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less that perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs!. Do you understand that mongrel!?"
"Did Alice tell you that she's kidnapping me again!?" Bella
"I'm the only one who has permission to hold you hostage, remember!?"Edward
"Listen to your heart fly, It's fluttering like a hummingbird's wings!." Edward
"Now, I want to do this right!. Please, please, keep in mind that you've already agreed to this, and don't ruin it for me!." Edward
"Oh, no," I gasped as he slid onto one knee!. Bella
"Isabella Swan, I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever!. Will you marry me!?" Edward
"Yes!." Bella
"Thank you!." Edward
"Bella, do you love me!?" Alice
"Of course I do!. You know that!." Bella
"Then why do I see you sneaking of to Vegas to get married without inviting me!?" ALice
"Please, please,please, Please Bella, please - if you really love me!.!.!.Please let me do your wedding!." ALice
"You'd owe me for a century!" Bella
"You'll thank me for this!. Maybe not for fifty years, but definitely someday!." Alice
"I have the first aid kit, I had a feeling I might need it!." Edward
" I want you to call me every bad name you can think of, in every language you know!. I want you to tell me that you're disgusted with me and that you're going to leave so that I can beg and grovel on my knees for you to stay!."
“He’s like a drug for you, Bella!. I see you can’t live without him now!. It’s too late!. But I would have been healthier for you!. Not a drug; I would have been in the air, the sun!.”
“Didn’t you order your bridesmaid dress at the same time!? I wouldn’t want my bridesmaid to wear something off the rack!.”
“It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof!. I’m going to need that ring!. It’s time to tell Charlie!.”

Sorry about how much i got and that's not even half of it!.

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“Twilight drops her curtain down, and pins it with a star!.” - Lucy Maud Montgomery

“Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep!. Earned it I have!. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall!.” - Yoda

“We're trapped in this twilight zone!.” - Elaine Ginnold

“We're still in awe -- I feel like I'm in the twilight zone!.” - Diane LessigWww@QuestionHome@Com

“Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night!. Very dark, but there were the stars- little points of life and reason!. Then you shot across my sky like a meteor!. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty!. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black!. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light!. And there was no more reason for anything!.”

I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

here are some of them:

"Bella, all I want and need is to be with you, and I know I will never have the strength to leave you again" -Edward Cullen
"Yeah, it's an off day when I don't' get somebody telling me how editable I am" -Bella Swan
"I may not be human, but I'm a man" -Edward Cullen
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life threatening idiocity" -Alice Cullen
"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or something" -Mike Newton
"Who's afraid of the big bad wolf!?" -Jacob Black
"Here's to responsibility twice a week, and recklessness every day in between" -Jacob and Bella
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner" - Bella
"I dazzle people!?" -Edward Cullen
"Thats more than just a fashion statement, it sucks to carry jeans in your mouth" - Jacob BlackWww@QuestionHome@Com

I don't quite remember the exact quote, but it was the part where Bella and Edward were talking about being on a plane, and then the plane was crashing because the pilots were passed out drunk, and then Edward saves Bella and brings her back to the scene, and they roll around like the luckiest survivors in history!. I just thought that conversation was so funny and cute!.

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"Sorry I called you a hypocrite!."
"Sorry I called you a murderer!."

"This hostage stuff is fun!"

"Does my being half naked bother you!?" (Not at all, Jake!)

"I don't have any leeches on speed dial!."

"Yeah, sure, I'll stop by your crypt after school!."

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb!."
"What a stupid lamb!"
"What a sick masochistic lion!."

"And I'll make you a promise in return!. I promise that this will be the last time you'll see me!. I won't come back!. I won't put you through anything like this again!. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me!. It will be like I never existed!."

"Time passes!. Even when it seems impossible!. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood beneath a bruise!. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does!. Even for me!."

"He's like a drug for you, Bella!. I see that you can't live without him now!. It's too late!. But I would have been healthier for you!. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun!."

"The clouds I can handle!. But I can't fight with an eclipse!."

"Love you, Jacob!."
"Love you more!."

"Did you know you're sort of beautiful!?"
"You hit your head pretty hard, didn't you!?"

" You know I love you!."
" I know!. And you know how much I wish it was enough!."

"You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we were natural enemies and also that you were trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you!."
"Maybe!.!.!.if you weren't a disgusting vampire planning to suck the life out of the girl I love!.!.!.well, no, not even then!."

Team Jacob Forever! Woohoo!

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I LOVE the one on the breaking dawn poster! I don't remember it exactly, but it was something like this: "Don't be afraid," I said!. "We belong together!." He held me closer!. "Forever," he agreed!.
- bella, breaking dawn poster!.

It's sooooooooo awesome! I can't wait for August 2!Www@QuestionHome@Com

This one if from the scene when they were camping, and Edward said (to Jacob), "But, if I were able to take your place last night, it wouldn't've made the top ten best nights of my life!. Dream about that!." My gosh, that cracked me UP!. Do not like Jacob!. Since New Moon, that's RIGHT Team Jacob!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Bella: "I love him!. Not because he's beautiful or because he's rich! I'd much rather he weren't either one!. It would even out the gap between us just a little bit - because he'd still be the most loving and unselfish and brilliant and decent person I've ever met!. Of course I love him!. How hard is that to understand!?"Www@QuestionHome@Com

Edward: Besides, friends dont let friends drive drunk!.
Bella: Drunk!?
Edward: You're intoxicated by my very presenceWww@QuestionHome@Com

jeez

she just wanted to know

well i just finshed twilight and just started new moon

from twilight its um!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.o crap idk!.sorryWww@QuestionHome@Com

this question has already been answered!.

look it up!.Www@QuestionHome@Com