Question: Children's Tale!?
Gregory Plopsbangbuzzxovich loved his beloved pet rabbit, Steve!. They did everything together!. One day little Plopsbangbuzzxovich and Steve stumbled upon a shed full of rabbits in the back yard, and watched in horror as Dad picked some out and started hacking them to pieces!. Blood and fur balls flew everywhere!. Dad put the small bunnies in one pile, and the big ones in another!. It occurred to the boy that the meat in their nightly stew was Rabbit! Steve whimpered, and Gregory knew he had to rescue the bunny's relatives!. And he had to do it tonight!.
This is called Saving the Plopsbangbuzzxovich Bunnies!.
I'm thinking it could be marketed to first grade classes!. What do you think!? Opinions!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
Suburban areas will have a plague of guinea pigs unleashed upon them!. Go for it!
The name reminds me of the Triantiwontigongolope (by CJ Dennis)!. First-graders will choose it just to see their teachers try to say Plopsbangbuzzxovich without accidentally swearing!.
I have to disagree with the people who say this is the 'violent' version!. You didn't even mention what the rabbits did to Dad once they were free!. Now THAT'S graphic!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Carries on the finest traditions of Beatrix Potter and The Velveteen Rabbit: Scaring the hell out of young kids with tales of peril!. And bunnies!.
I can see it as a double feature with that heartwarming tale of true love, Fatal Attraction: 'What happened to Mr!. Bunny, Ellen!?'Www@QuestionHome@Com
I do not think it would be a good story for first graders!. The part about dad hacking the bunnies is not suited for first graders!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
umm!.!.!.is this a joke!?
no offense, but this seems a bit!.!.!.!.gorey and graphic for 5-6 year old children
again, no offenseWww@QuestionHome@Com
You've got to be kidding!. I hope!. Hacking animals up is not the preferred reading for 1st graders or for adults for that matter!.
Writing may not be your talent,Www@QuestionHome@Com
NO!! PLEASE NO!!! DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT WRITING ANOTHER WORD!!! YOU'LL GIVE THOSE KIDS NIGHTMARES!!! im 15 and I'M gonna have nightmares!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
1st graders wont be able to say "Plopsbangbuzzxovich "
I cant even say that!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I can see just learning how to say his last name as a lesson in Hooked on Phonics!. Pax-CWww@QuestionHome@Com
Sick & twisted!.Www@QuestionHome@Com