OMGZ I lyk jus tught of sumthin breekthrewin an stuff?

Question: OMGZ I lyk jus tught of sumthin breekthrewin an stuff!?

OMGZ!!! I am lyk wonderin whut numburs you lyk get if U lyk add up the page numbers from the Twilight series aka best books evaaaaaaa!? i am lyk thinkin since stephanie meyers is lyk a prophet an stuff wit reely grate rightin skills that lyk perhaps jus perhaps ther is lyk code in the books an stuff!.

tha offical questin is

HOW MANY PAGES TOTAL IS THE TWILIGHT SERIES !?!?!?

so U lam reporters out der dunt lyk delet this mine yer own business fer once an let me get an answer an stuff

PS OMGZZZZZ I LOOOOOOOOVE EDWERD LYK SOOOOOO MUCH121@!@!!@@!@!!!!!@@!!!111111Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

You are a veritable genius!. Write "The Twilight Code" and make millions!. Cheers!Www@QuestionHome@Com

1749 for hardback

1781 for paperback

all it took as a wikipedia page and my brain!. got to any wikipedia page for a novel and it will tell you the number of pages in hard back and in paper backWww@QuestionHome@Com

Ummm!.!.!.WHAT ARE YOU ON!?!?!?!?

I seriously doubt that the author intended any kind of secret message!. I doubt even she would know how many pages it was when she wrote it! She would only have known after it was printed!. also, there is a paperback and hardback and both have a different amount of pages!Www@QuestionHome@Com

let me see if i got this right you want to know how many pages are in all 3 books!?

hey hey if you would speak english people might answer your question!.

NOW YOU do the math
Twilight is 512, 544 if its Hard cover
New Moon is 608
Eclipse is 529
=1,749Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm tired of being angry at you for screwing with people who don't understand sarcasm and satire!.

I retract my previous statements, and now wholeheartedly support your efforts!. Godspeed!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too many pages!. Thanks for asking!. Love you too!. Pax-C

EDIT - Por Lyk - u r soooooo mizunderstud hear!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Lol you should have known these idiots would take this seriously!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I like Twilight!. Don't get me wrong!. But Stephenie Meyer!.!.!. a prophet!? You've got to be kidding me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Have you been under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I only speak English, sorry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why don't you just count them yourself!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

SAI "LYK" 1 MOR TYM N IMA SLAP U

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lol nice :D

*claps*Www@QuestionHome@Com

I speak English!. I can`t understand a single word you just said!.!.!.!.And why do u say ur smart when you can`t even spell, that`s actually funny!.Www@QuestionHome@Com