Clever titles?

Question: Clever titles!?

What are some clever book titles such as:
Sealed with a Diss, Cross my heart and hope to spy, Best Friends for never and like titles that take popular saying and add a twist!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

plenty of shrimp in the sea
-plenty of fish in the sea
(or play with the word shrimp)

nothing ventured, nothing pained
-nothing ventured, nothing gained
(idk!? kinda creepy)

where there's a mall there's a way
-where there's a will there's a way

idk, i can't think of any!.!.!. play around with those!. or maybe ask your mom about common saying (like money doesn't grow on trees) or something then twist it up, or ask someone else to twist it upWww@QuestionHome@Com

'are you there, vodka!? it's me, chelsea'
by chelsea handler!.
it's like the title, 'are you there, god!? it's me, margaret'
by judy blume :)

'you say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing' is also good!.
'he punks me not' and 'revenge, best served hot!.'

hope this helped! :)Www@QuestionHome@Com

There's a (Slight) Chance I May Be Going To Hell!.

I saw it in Costco and fell in love with the title!. Had to read it!. It was actually very funny!. For a minute there, I thought I wrote an autobiography and forgot about it! Pax-CWww@QuestionHome@Com

The Bratfest at Tiffany's

It's Not Easy Being Mean

Ella Minnow Pea

Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls

The Joy of Sects

Bored of the RingsWww@QuestionHome@Com

Wait for Me when you die
(Wait for Me when you're dead)
You Die first
Best Friends For Ever!.!.!.!.!.Till Death
Tainted Love
(Twisted Love)
I Love you, to deathWww@QuestionHome@Com

All that glitters is Gold
(all that glitters isn't gold!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com

depends what the book is 'boutWww@QuestionHome@Com