Question: My Teen Romance Reposted!?
High school is a microcosm of the rest of society!. Everything is packed into a few hallways, class rooms, and lockers!. Even love!.
And even in high school some are lucky with love, and some aren't!.
Stanley Pantstains wasn't lucky with love!. His locker was right next to Jennifer McBussom's for the past three years, but he'd never built up the nerve to talk to her!.
This year was going to be different!. Very different!. Stanley worked out all summer!. He was in the best shape of his life, and ready to get the girl of his dreams!. Senior year was going to be different for Stanley!.
Their lockers were next to each other again, and when Jennifer opened hers she smiled at him!.
Stanley shut his locker door, leaned against it, looked Jennifer in the eye, and said, "Hi!."
She responded in kind, and just as Stanley was going to ask her out he doubled over, clenched his gut, and let loose with a record setting case of diarrhea!.
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I liked the first line - "High school is a microcosm of the rest of society!. Everything is packed into a few hallways, class rooms, and lockers!. Even love!."
Diarrhoea can be funny!! And tragic too!. But you have forgotten the most "important" selling thing of teen romances there!. Guess what!?!?!?!? Where are the Vampires!?
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Would I read it!?
If it were on a book shelve by itself and I was very bored, definitely!. I would probably enjoy it too, something to laugh about, but I don't see myself dashing into a book store to reserve a copy!.
Would Jennifer want to date Stanley!?
Possible in college if Stanley 'cleaned up his a**' and changed his last name, but what kind of story would that be hah!Www@QuestionHome@Com
well it's definitely interesting!. I'd probably read it!. I'm open to trying anything!. poor guy!Www@QuestionHome@Com
i dont think anyone would read itWww@QuestionHome@Com