OMG!!!! New Twilight Spinoff!!!!?

Question: OMG!!!! New Twilight Spinoff!!!!!?

Have you guys heard about this!? It's so awesome!!!!!!!

There is going to be a book called Lunar Umbra, and it has everybody from Twilight, but they like totally all get killed and mutilated by this crazy Moon Beast or something!!!

Like Bella, accidently summons him, and because she like, is totally the only one who could send him back to the dark side of the moon he bites her in half on the first page!!!!!! WOW!

And then like Edward and Jacob have to try to fight him, but because they are total pansies who aren't real vampires he just rips their limbs off and bathes in their blood and makes a decorative belt out of their heads!!!

And the Moon Beast kills everything on the planet, the whole world dies and becomes as desolate as the moon!!1! It's like so cool, because it only happens because all the characters from Twilight are so stupid!!!

So super excited!!!

LOLWww@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Wow!! I was about to say that - "You do sound like those pre-teens blown away" Oh My God! I simply loooooooove Twillight!.

Bites her into half- I am hysteric with laughter!.!.!. Just add one more touch!. Jacob and Edward fall for each other just before dying because they see a bit of Bella in each other!

Have fun!.!.!.

TW KWww@QuestionHome@Com

the twilight books arent that stupid!. theyre just supposed to appeal to teenage girls, which is why edward is supposed to be so handsome!. if you thought edward was a big heartthrob, that would be a little odd!.!.!. (not that i have anything against gays) and omg like using the word like all the time is so totally cool!!! thats like almost as cool as using like a million exclamation points after every sentence!!!! thats like so cool!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

u know what that is really really stupid,
and anyone who actually likes that really book will back me up, that is one of the most idiotic things things i have ever herd, and who ever would read something like that is very deeply disturbed, seriously dude, get a life!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Is that supposed to be funny!? Because I seriously thought that was really stupid!. By the way, the Twilight Series isn't dumb or stupid!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sorry, but I think it sounds pretty stupid!. I don't think the author would technically be allowed to use the names anyway!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

haha!. priceless!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

You're hilarious, I knew this was a joke as soon as I saw who wrote it!. I wish more people around here had a sense of humor!.

So, when's it coming out!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm afraid I must agree with "Danni" on this one!. (winks & grins)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Can't wait to read it!.!.!. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

who would want to read thatWww@QuestionHome@Com

hm finally a twilight series book im actually interested in reading

p!.s!. omgWww@QuestionHome@Com

omy goshh!
were!!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

so, you're just bored, right!? trying to get us to get all angry or whatever!?
Why!? What a waste of time!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com