It was a dark and stormy night, and the captain said to his mate?

Question: It was a dark and stormy night, and the captain said to his mate!?

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Once upon a stormy night a captain tried to calm his mate and he kept on pestering him a nasty horrid sound of please please please please please please!!!!!! It echoed in his ears!.It cut into his very mind!. Almost like an annoying creature that will stop at nothing till you give it what it wants!. How could he stand it any longer he couldn't his heart racing!. His blood pounding against his artery walls nothing could stop him now at what he was about to do!. he pulled out his knife and quick Spun around thrashing the knife through the air pointing it at an unfortunate soul!. and yelled at the top of his lungs """Will you please share you plastic eye patch with your younger bother!. He is the one that got it in the happy meal not you!""Www@QuestionHome@Com

It was a dark and stormy night, and the captain said to his mates evacuate the ship!. The mates quickly get in to their emergency boat with fear!. As they are evacuating one of the mates ask the captain "Sir are you coming!?!"!. He quietly replies "I go down with my Ship"!. The captain kicks his fellow mate in to the emergency boat and watches the captain and the ship sink to his death as a huge tidal wave eats them whole!. There was no survivors, because the mate stop to ask the captain they had no time to escape the huge wave that left nothing but a ship wreck!. No bodies where found due to the ocean being infested with sharks!. The endWww@QuestionHome@Com

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