Favorite Quotes :)?

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To laugh often and much;
to win the respect of intelligent people
and the affection of children;
to earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends;
to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others;
to leave the world a bit better,
whether by a healthy child,
a garden patch
or a redeemed social condition;
to know even one life has breathed easier
because you have lived!.
This is to have succeeded!.

By Ralph Waldo EmersonWww@QuestionHome@Com

“Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid!.” Dean Koontz

“Six billion of us walking the planet, six billion smaller worlds on the bigger one!. Shoe salesmen and short-order cooks who look boring from the outside - some have weirder lives than you!. Six billion stories, every one an epic, full of tragedy and triumph, good and evil, despair and hope!. You and me - we aren't so special, bro!.” from Odd Thomas

“Hope is the destination that we seek!.
Love is the road that leads to hope!.
Courage is the motor that drives us!.
We travel out of darkness into faith!.”
--Dean Koontz, from the book “Intensity”

"If you let the bastards see you’re worried, they’ll shake you, break you, and be walking around in your shoes tomorrow!." --Dean Koontz from Odd HoursWww@QuestionHome@Com

My all time favorite quote is:
No, sir, I have no experience, but I am a big fan of monay!. Like it, I use it, I have a little!. I keep it in a jar on top of my fridge!. I'd like to put more in that jar!. That's where you come in!.
-Robby, The Wedding Singer

I like the quote:
The difference between intellegence and stupidity!. Intelligence has it's limits but stupidity goes on forever!.
-Alber Einstine I Think

I also like-
When life gives you lemons throw them back and say I want the Jonas Brothers
-NO CLUE

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts
-I don't know

Draw a circle not a heart around the one you love because a heart can break but a circle has not end
-no clue

Please nobody take offense to this i just think it is funny sorry if it offends anyone I don't not mean it to:
i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
-idk

two muffins are in an oven!. one says holy sh** we're in an oven!. the other says holy sh** talking muffin!
-idk

you play i play you laugh i laugh you jump off a bridge i laugh even harder
-idk

and i don't kow who wrote these either:

your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)

kreacher in the hall with the frying pan

harry potter (because who needs a life anyway)

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"An escalator is never broken!. It just temporarily becomes stairs!."

"HA HA HA!.!.!.Wait!.!.!.what!?"

"No one grows up in Florida, unless you're an orange!."

"This coming from a guy wearing the world's tightest pants!."
"Well, you see, they push all the blood to my heart!."

"Time is a great teacher, who sadly kills all of its pupils!."

*long pause*
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

"Watching you in the arms of another/it's like a hearse at mach one/so damn sad, but I can't turn away!."

"I did not have sex with that woman!."

"If you're not comfortable with yourself, how can anyone else be comfortable with you!?"

"He who laughs last, just got the joke!."

"If you did something wrong, just say your sorry!."

"Shut up and smile!."

"Trepassers will be shot!. Survivors will be shot again!."

"She's at an age where she's got only one thing one her mind!."
"Boys!?"
"Homicide!."

"Where are you off to at this hour!?"
"Playing Hide and seek!."
"With who!?!!"
"The blind kid who lives down the block!."

"I got a tattoo!."
"A really needle-y tattoo!?"
"It's from the poptarts box!."
"!.!.!."
"!.!.!."
"You just dropped five notches on the gangster meter!."
XD

"College is fun, as long as it doesn't kill me!."

"Will there be tea cake and jam involved!?"

"Why to go loser, you lost the town moron!."

"Just because you're my step-sister does not mean you should insult my milk!"

"Hey, what are they fighting about Mister!?"
"I'm a girl!."
"!.!.!."
"!.!.!."
"Sh--"

most of these are from conversations with my friends!. XDWww@QuestionHome@Com

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams!."- Dr!. Seuss

“If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian!.” - Paul McCartney

"Love is all you need!." - Paul McCartney

I hope this helped!!

-Lei Ying Lo <3Www@QuestionHome@Com

We are what we repeatedly do!. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit!. - Aristole

Laugh, and the world laughs with you!. Snore, and you sleep alone!.- Mrs!. Patrick Campbell

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were!.- UnknownWww@QuestionHome@Com

"Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like the toad, ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head!."
Two precious jewels, I say: its eyes; some of the loveliest eyes I've seen!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"be not afraid of greatness; some are born with greatness, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them"
AND
"to be or not to be!.!.!.!.!. that loser"Www@QuestionHome@Com

“No, I don’t know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots!. This is one nation under God!.” G Bush Sr!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"What is right isn't always popular, and what is popular isn't always right!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycleWww@QuestionHome@Com

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world" GandhiWww@QuestionHome@Com

"humor me"
-edward cullen
I LOVEE IT!Www@QuestionHome@Com

my favriot qoutes are when life gives u lemons make lemonadeWww@QuestionHome@Com

"I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman"

"B**** set me up"Www@QuestionHome@Com