Can any one give me a limerick?

Question: Can any one give me a limerick!?

can any one give me a limerick poem that is not copyrighted i need one for my home work and i cant think of one its so hard no im not dumb im not a poem guyWww@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Cheese is one cheeky geezer!.
He's fun, sneaky, a teaser!.
Though he is confused,
And mildly bemused
He's none freakier than me, sir!.

Flicker of light on the floor!.
Skittering pups crash the door!.
A little boy laughs
And holds a new flash-
Light he got at the store!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

There once was a girl named Holly
Her best friend was names Molly
Her cats was a boxer
Her dog was a golfer
Her mom's name was PollyWww@QuestionHome@Com

There once were a bunch of mice
they liked to eat stir-fryed rice!.
the whole bunch was lame
that they played a game,
where they ate alot of head lice!.Www@QuestionHome@Com