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Position:Home>Theater & Acting> Any ideas for lines I could say in a play where I pretend to hate wife and motheQuestion: Any ideas for lines I could say in a play where I pretend to hate wife and mother-in-law!? Okay, I'm doing a little "scenette" for my theatre class where I have to pretend to be a tired, hen-pecked husband who can't stand his wife or mother-in-law!. I'm just trying to think of any lines I could say (I have to make them up- just a couple)!. My class is in French so simple but effective ideas get the points!Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: "Like mother, like daughter, huh!? How unfortunate for me!." "They (or You) are so lucky I can't cook!." "I'm going to die before 40 because of the stress those (you) two put me through!." "You know, you are JUST like your mother!. And that is not a compliment!." "It's my birthday tomorrow!. As a gift, you two can kill yourselves!." "Sometimes I wonder why I couldn't just be gay!." HAHA maybe not, but I had to put it!. Sorry, mate, I did the best I could!. =PWww@QuestionHome@Com A man sees his mother in-law being beaten up by six men, his friend turns to him and says "aren't you going to help!?" the man replies: "No, I think six is enough!"Www@QuestionHome@Com Could they get more annoying, I mean come on there's enough jibber jabber coming from one but two!?!?Www@QuestionHome@Com Just leave the kitchen!.Www@QuestionHome@Com i hate you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com |