Can you help me find a monologue?

Question: Can you help me find a monologue!?

I'm 15, female!.
I need a monologue for my drama class i just can't find a good one!.
it doesn't matter if it's comedic or serious!.
please no websites i think i've been to all of them
Absolutely no romeo and juliet ETC!. stuff!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Have you though about writing your own!? One of the best monologue was when my daughter was in school!. The other girl took bits and pieces from all the other monologues!. ( they were mostly sad and depressing!.) The title was the day we lost Grandpa!. She told how they had lost her Grandpa!. In her monologue she told how he had ran over somebodies kitten!. And had a car accident that injured somebody, and How she had ran away from home because they had Lost Grandpa!. There were all sorts of other things that were talked about but the ending was the best!. Saying we were so depressed about losing Grandpa that we went into Sears!. Then go figure there he was in the tool department!. I can't remember who did this but she did make a humorous twist to each and every other monologue!. Of course she did make sure she was the last one presenting!. Or if you don't want to do that you can look in your school or public library!. Or check out some of the bookstores like Borders, Books a Million, or any of the other big bookstores!. Good luck on your monologue!.Www@QuestionHome@Com