Monologue Question?

Question: monologue Question!?

monologue Question!? i have to have a monologue and song for my Drama, (CYT, Christain Youth Theatre) and i really need one that i can express myself in, i have done in the past some from "the best chrismas pagent ever" but those are too boring, and my song was gonna be "i miss you" by Miley Cyrus, or should i!? thanks!Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Fanny Brice: Suppose all ya ever had for breakfast was onion rolls!. Then one day, in walks (gasp) a bagel! You'd say, 'Ugh, what's that!?' Until you tried it! That's my problem - I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!. Nobody recognizes me! Listen, I got 36 expressions!. Sweet as pie and tough as leather!. And that's six expressions more than all those!.!.!.Barrymores put together!. Instead of just kicking me, why don't they give me a lift!? Well, it must be a plot, 'cause they're scared that I got!.!.!.such a gift! 'Cause I'm the greatest star, I am by far, but no one knows it!. Wait - they're gonna hear a voice, a silver flute!. They'll cheer each toot, hey, she's terrific!, when I expose it!. Now can't you see to look at me that I'm a natural Camille, and as Camille, I just feel, I've so much to offer!. Kid, I know I'd be divine because I'm a natural cougher (coughs) - some ain't got it, not a lump!. I'm a great big clump of talent! Laugh, they'll bend in half!. Did you ever hear the story about the travelling salesman!? A thousand jokes, stick around for the jokes!. A thousand faces!. I reiterate!. When you're gifted, then you're gifted!. These are facts, I've got no axe to grind!. Ay! What are ya, blind!? In all of the world so far, I'm the greatest star! No autographs, please!. What!? You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever!? I should say not! Any minute now they're gonna be out! FINISHED! Then it'll be my turn! (then the song is im the greatest star)

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