I NEED A COMIDY MONOLOUGE!!!!!!!!?

Question: I NEED A COMIDY MONOLOUGE!!!!!!!!!?

HELP! monolouges for 12-14 year old girls HELPWww@QuestionHome@Com

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Coathanger Sculpture

Sally: A 'C'!? A 'C'!? I got a 'C' on my coathanger sculpture!? How could anyone get a 'C' in coathanger sculpture!? May I ask a question!? Was I judged on the piece of sculpture itself!? If so, is it not true that time alone can judge a work of art!? Or was I judged on my talent!? If so, is it fair that I be judged on a part of my life over which I have no control!? If I was judged on my effort, then I was judged unfairly, for I tried as hard as I could! Was I judged on what I had learned about this project!? If so, then were not you, my teacher, also being judged on your ability to transmit your knowledge to me!? Are you willing to share my 'C'!? Perhaps I was being judged on the quality of coathanger itself out of which my creation was made!.!.!.now is this not also unfair!? Am I to be judged by the quality of coathangers that are used by the drycleaning establishment that returns our garments!? Is that not the responsibility of my parents!? Should they not share my 'C'!? (SFX: the teachers voice is heard offstage [brief unintelligible squawk voice mixed with electronic static)) Thank you, Miss Othmar!. (to audience) The squeaky wheel gets the grease! (exits)

OR(this is my monologue)

LUCY (from You‘re a Good Man, Charlie Brown)
"Do you know what I intend!? I intend to be a queen!. When I grow up I’m going to be the biggest queen there ever was, and I’ll live in a big palace and when I go out in my coach, all the people will wave and I will shout at them, and!.!.!.and!.!.!.in the summertime I will go to my summer palace and I’ll wear my crown in swimming and everything, and all the peo ple will cheer and I will shout at them!.!.!. What do you mean I can’t be queen!? Nobody should be kept from being a queen if she wants to be one!. It’s usually just a matter of knowing the right people!.!. !.!.well!.!.!.!. if I can’t be a queen, then I’ll be very rich then I will buy myself a queendom!. Yes, I will buy myself a queendom and then I’ll kick out the old queen and take over the whole operation myself!. I will be head queen!."
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