Can anyone tell me a plan for a short funny story please?

Question: Can anyone tell me a plan for a short funny story please!?

About 5 minutes to act!.

Any humor; melodramatic, satrical but please please NOT bawdy (its for school and i have nooooooooooo ideas, ive been thinking for about 30 minutes, brainstorming ideas and all!. Please i need help)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

try one of these plots!.!.!.
1!. a wife and an ex-wife in the same room waiting for the doctors!.
2!. a dramatic vegetarian in a store when they get a shipment of meat!.
3!. two kids trying to figure out where babies come from, or why parents get married!. (if it can't be sex-related-try the second one)
4!. a teenager trying to get her mom to let her get her tongue pierced!.
5!. a dad and a daughter shopping for bras!.

goodluck :]Www@QuestionHome@Com

!.!.!.!. A funny horror
!.!.!.!. A secretly fimed embarrasing moment
!.!.!.!.!. A funny animals thing
!.!.!.!.!. DUNNO!Www@QuestionHome@Com