I need some swordfighting dialogue. What sort of insults might two rowdy people

Question: I need some swordfighting dialogue!. What sort of insults might two rowdy people shout at each other while!?

engaged in a pretend swordfight!? It can be pirate dialogue or Crusaders or good knight v bad knight!. Lifted straight out of an old movie would be fine!. The best I could come up with was, "Die like a dog, Saracen infidel!." But I don't like it much and I couldn't think of a snappy comeback!. It's been too long since I've seen any old swordfighting movies!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Some things I would say would be like "take that', 'I will not be beaten", You cannot win", or " Alas you have lost the battle yet!"Www@QuestionHome@Com

This is the only one coming to my mind right now:

"I am rubber you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!."

I know it probably isn't what your going for, I just have always liked that line and it could work for a humorous fight scene!.Www@QuestionHome@Com