Does anyone have any ideas about funny play of the word lines about backpacks?

Question:I'm writing a one act play about two backpacks that fall in love idiotic-ly. So I need cliche' lines like: "I just want to hang with you" or "I want to see under your zippers". Well something appropriate at least... pleasE?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I'm writing a one act play about two backpacks that fall in love idiotic-ly. So I need cliche' lines like: "I just want to hang with you" or "I want to see under your zippers". Well something appropriate at least... pleasE?

How about: "Look at you! A fine, strapping young lad..." or
"Loosen up!"