Does anyone know of a funny, kind of ditzy monologue, almost mean, but more stuc

Question:it needs to be at least one minute preferably more like 2. i'm trying out for sharpay in my school's production of "high school musical" and there will be lots of other girls trying out for this, so i want to stand out. please help!! thanks!!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: it needs to be at least one minute preferably more like 2. i'm trying out for sharpay in my school's production of "high school musical" and there will be lots of other girls trying out for this, so i want to stand out. please help!! thanks!!

Sounds like fun! Wish my school put on High School Musical, but we did "Annie Get Your Gun." LAME.

Anyway, try this one:

http://www.ispgroupinc.com/monologues/fr...

Good luck and hope you get the part!

try to find somthing from glinda in wicked like before and after she sings popular... im actually trying out for high school musical in the winterbut ive already done it before i was troy. Good luck i hope you get sharpay!!!

S=Sharpay
N=Nerd

N-Oh Sharpay, I love your dress
S- *clears throat* Who do you think your talking to, dweeb?
N- I'm sorry
S- You better be, now move *Sharpay trips the nerd*
S- You are SUCH a clutz
N- Do you even know what a clutz is?
S- DUH! Someone who is poor and can't afford to buy 5,000 dollar shoes.
N- You're wrong a clutz is_
S- *cuts the nerd off* Who do you think your talking to (in a more agitated tone than before) Now shoo you lint licker
N- *getting teary* I'm sorry
S- I SAID MOVE IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S- (talking to herself) AHHHHH I just hate dweebs, why can't everyone be as pretty as me?