Anyone up for a bit of storytelling?

Question:Everyones input one line at a time... Creative and imaginative, feel free to add to the story

....One day there was a pirate who wanted to.....

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Everyones input one line at a time... Creative and imaginative, feel free to add to the story

....One day there was a pirate who wanted to.....

Cheese being hard to find at sea, he substituted...

eat a huge hunk of gooey cheese puffs.

Unfortunately, there were no cheese puffs in sight.

a maroon basketball which was floating by.

in his toilet so he took it out and ....

went to take a bite but,

he first had to wipe off the bits of damp toilet paper and eggs which were...

…clinging to the side, as he went to take a bite he realized…

(very good idea this is fun)

he was wearing his little sisters...