Speeches help?

Question:at school, i have to do speeches. i am talking about my school and im exagerating a little bit. for example, the school is haunted, rats live in the sttic, people play paintball there.

what other stuff could i add

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: at school, i have to do speeches. i am talking about my school and im exagerating a little bit. for example, the school is haunted, rats live in the sttic, people play paintball there.

what other stuff could i add

You could include the methods that your lunch ladies use to obtain your food. Or the mystery behind the teacher's lounge. Or unusual punishments when you're caught cheating, disobeying the rules.
Or something about the bus driver's driving. Dirty, scary lockers.
Idk, just use your imagination =]

Very funny, probably true. Just keep exaggerating the truth, that is comedy.