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Question: Do they KNOW what they're doing in the E!.R!.!?
why did they take my pants
the pain is in my head
slapped a bracelet 'round my wrist
tossed me in a bed
put me in a gown
from which my bum is peeping
tubes stuck up my nose
hear my ticker beeping
beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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My God, you were in the same room as me! You are in trouble when they ask for your insurance info!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You bet they know what they're doing in the ER!. And from a patient point of view, it's the safest place in the whole hospital!. Here's why: A typical ER in a mid sized hospital has 15 -20 beds (for emergencies)!. Lets say all the beds are occupied with emergency patients!. that hospital ER has typically 8 - 10 nurses and 3-4 Doctors!. Thats 2 nurses per patient and 1 doctor for every 4-5 patient!. In the hospital ward, there are typically 30 rooms!. 2 beds to each room!. Say on the same day as above, there are only 50 patients in a ward!. 5 nurses per ward and 2 doctors per ward!. That translates to 1 nurse per 10 patients and 1 docter per 25 patients!. The care in the ER is much better!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Glad you survived! Someone else is stealing my GIGGLES!

I went to ER after car accident!. Back pain is normal after accident said they!. 10 years later a doctor says he will give a deposition to help me in my case for negligence because they couldn't see the obvious!

I had to have neck surgery after 10 years of pain killers and being told it was in my head!

Good write This!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

After my stay Sat in the ER, during my doctor follow up, he said,
"Did they do such a such test!?"
"no"
"Did they give you such and such!?"
"no"
"Did they give you fluids!?"
'no"
"It says here you told them you have a history of such and such!.!.!.did you tell them that!?"
"no, I don't have a history of that, I never said that!."

Makes me really wonder, indeed!

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sure they know!.!.sounds like standard drill!.!.my mom is a nurse!.!.tubes!? oxy!? did you have chest pain!? just wonder!.!.the tubes!.!.hey be safe and hey its their job to take care of ya!.!.!.always better safe than sorry!.!.be well friend! SETHWww@QuestionHome@Com

Thanks for the entertainment, at your expense!.
Pray, now stay well!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

AWESOME!!!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

It all is in my head
that is what they told me
go home they said
They proceeded then to scold me
I shant go back
it could be a heart attack
but "nope!" they say
sending me away!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

if you look at the doctors license it says they are certified to "PRACTICE" medicine!.!.!.we are all test dummys!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

bum is peeping

thanks for the giggleWww@QuestionHome@Com

Lol!. That's great and hilarious!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

So very amusing!! I love it!Www@QuestionHome@Com

This gave me a good laugh!. So much truth in so few words!. Loved it!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

NICE! That's the best piece of poetry that I've heard on Y! Answers! Loved it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Your frisky stuff is good too !Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love this! Lol it's great!Www@QuestionHome@Com